2012/11/15 17:27:41
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


 
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

LMAO mate.
2012/11/15 17:31:27
SteveStrummerUK

I was sat in a cafe earlier when a blonde looked up to catch me watching her eat her banana.

She started sucking on it, gave me a wink and said, "Teasing you, am I?"

"You sure are" I replied, "I could murder a banana right now."
2012/11/15 17:50:29
paulo
Beethoven liked bananas.......


Ba-na-na-naa    ba-na-na-naa !
2012/11/15 17:53:00
SteveStrummerUK

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice-cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."
2012/11/15 18:11:02
Old55
paulo





I understand some people find it apeeling. 
2012/11/15 18:28:23
drumstixkev
spacey



 
Notice that it peels, splits and slices....much like cakewalk software....no support listed though....
you're on your own. Great fun for all the little monkeys!
Looking forward to the X2 version.


2012/11/15 18:32:14
Crg
It's pretty bad when you need a template to slice your Banana. Eat a Banana before you go to bed at night. There's a reason they mix corn flakes with bananas, butt I've forgotten what it is. 
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