While doing some recording yesterday our drummer seemed kinda down about something. I asked him what was wrong and he said “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!” I asked him what happened and he said “My wife found out! 

so do you do these jokes over the mic during the gigs???
If so , how does the crowd respond?

I had a drummer that the law confiscated everything he had except his wife.
True.

so do you do these jokes over the mic during the gigs??? 
If so , how does the crowd respond?


What crowds? WHAT GIGS? WHAT JOKES?
I shouldn't have told him he was a beat off. I think he took it wrong