I wish I could grow a full beard but the closest I can get is a goatee and mustache and some "so called" sideburns (one side grows more than the other).
I now grow two little beards on either side of my chin with a shaved space about 1" wide inbetween them. They cover the "gravity jowl dimples". I did have them connected to my sideburns, along my jawline but they were (like I said) thin. I shaved everything but the two little spots on the sides of my chin and no one noticed... I should shave my head, there isn't much left on top these days.... or I could do a reverse mohawk... no, that would be a bad "mullet" I think. I'm going to shave it, I've always wanted to and since I can't grow a decent beard... a shaved head is the next best thing, roight?
Or... I could take testosterone am then maybe be able to grow a beard but I am afraid to take it. I am pretty sure I would end up in jail if I had more testosterone.
I somehow made it through my youth, lol. Besides, if I had a full beard I would probably wind up walking around with a piece of pepperoni or something like that stuck in it... thinking people were smiling at me because they like me and my beard. Oh well...
J