I asked my wife to take care of dinner tonight since I'm working overtime and have to work a full day today.  I get home and she decides she's going to order pizza.  so she has found this new pizza place and she comes in and hands me a flyer with pizza descriptions on it and asks if any of them sound good.
 
I don't have my glasses on so I asked her to read it to me.
 
she read 7 different pizzas.
 
all of them were chicken pizzas or no meat at all.
 
WTHeck????
 
that's NOT pizza!  that's bread with chicken on it!  if you're gonno order pizza it MUST have at least ONE sausage meat on it!!!
 

lol... sausage. 

That's the real thing!  Not the Canadian stuff with desert on it too.  

Mmmmmm...

Up here we call "Canadian Bacon" ham... because it's ham.

*HURK*

By some strange coincidence, I too suffered a pizza-related disappointment tonight Beag.


I phoned up the local Dominoes and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.


And 29 minutes later Diana Ross turned up.

Rain - mmmmmm... becan pizza!!!

strummy - lol 

The pizza place down the street from my house in NJ before we moved out here had a Buffalo Wings pizza that was really good and a Chicken / Bacon / Ranch that was also really good.  So, I think in the right context, chicken will work on a pizza.