I'm doomed too... though I am already chrome domed.
As for pizza, maybe a spinach, broccoli, mushroom, onion, olives, green pepper, tomato?... Nah!!!
Real pizza: bacon, extra bacon, pepperoni, sausage, salame, Canadian bacon, maybe mushrooms.
And as for chicken wings... a hot extra spicy BBQ sauce (or just go with straight extra hot hot sauce).