This is how I want my pizza to look (except with becan added).

quantumeffect

Kill 12 Point Buck With Bow
I killed a skunk with a BB gun. Does that count?

Rescue Kitten From Tree. Check.

Learn To Weld. Check.

Rebuild Engine (Any). Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
Can I use this one to replace other categories?

Build Log Cabin. No, but I played a major part in building a Pub. That's gotta count.

Drink Glenlivet 18, Neat. No, I don't have that much style. But I got the first draught of Guinness at said pub, when they cracked the keg before opening night.

Carry Buckskin Knife. Can I replace this one with a jackhammer?

How many points do I lose for Massive Fear of Spiders?

Here's something to disgust all of you meat heads out there. The nicest pizza I ever had was chili cauliflower. 

SteveStrummerUK


By some strange coincidence, I too suffered a pizza-related disappointment tonight Beag.


I phoned up the local Dominoes and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.


And 29 minutes later Diana Ross turned up.

Steve 

RobertB

jamesg1213

bapu

I've only rebuilt an engine. 1960s era Datsun.

I bet it was raining Datsun cogs.

James, I see what you did there
Reece, Donna wants you to know she agrees, chicken does not belong on pizza.
As I write this, I am enjoying a proper pizza, replete with various meats, including ham.

Good for her! 
 
I guess I didn't mention that she ended up ordering 2 small pizzas, one with chicken, bacon ranch (for her obviously) and one called "King pizza" - pepperoni, sausage, ham, beef, 3 different colored bell peppers, black olives, onions, and mushrooms.
 
sharke - that sounds utterly disgusting! 

I've tried that chicken, bacon & ranch pizza (if it's the one from Round Table) and it was pretty dang good!  (But I just wouldn't call it "pizza" )