Now there's definitely, undoubtedly, absolutely, unequivocally, irrevocably no chance at all that we'll ever see one of these:

 

Or even a coffee mug.

Or a proper beer holder!
 
Mine makes a funny wimpy crying noise then scurries back into its hidey hole thus spilling beer all over the place.
 
What a wuss!

    Give me a Triumph Hover Bike .  I will promise too be a good boy from now on 
 

 
Kenny

The Saga that continues has ended!

Sad.
 
But there are alternatives. Happy.

kennywtelejazz
    Give me a Triumph Hover Bike .  I will promise too be a good boy from now on 
 

 
Kenny

I can't stop thinking how flippin' cool that looks.
 
(Then I realize how fast anyone using one would probably kill themselves - lol!)

Or a shirt.

craigb

kennywtelejazz
    Give me a Triumph Hover Bike .  I will promise too be a good boy from now on 
 

 
Kenny

I can't stop thinking how flippin' cool that looks.
 
(Then I realize how fast anyone using one would probably kill themselves - lol!)

I Got to admit that is one Bad A$$ed looking Bike ...Looking at that machine makes me feel OK about the 12 High Speed Motorcycle accidents I have had ..
I guess  the only way I could  ride that Bike safely now a days is to do all my riding at an out door Mattress & Pillow Factory ...
 
Kenny

kennywtelejazz
Looking at that machine makes me feel OK about the 12 High Speed Motorcycle accidents I have had ..
 

Holy crap Kenny!  12???!!  You obviously have more lives than the average cat!