It's a bit like Jimmy Buffet trying to sing Nine Inch Nails' March of the Pigs.

Or David Lee Roth auditioning for Cradle of Filth.

Or Celine Dion singing Anarchy in the UK...

Blue sky, sunny days and palms. I've never felt so un-halloween-y. :s

Demons roam everywhere... but they like warmth, too.

I guess so.

It's just odd to see all my buddies from up north on Facebook this morning talking about their Halloween party tonight, preparing costumes and all. Usually, I get in the mood early in October.

We did make the Halloween tree, but the minute you walk out, it feels a lot more like a Elvis movie than, say, a Tim Burton movie.

Halloween?  The stores have already shifted gears and are selling Christmas stuff.  Halloween must have been a couple of months ago, no?