'artificially flavoured' being the operative words there. Why would you put something into your mouth that is artificially flavoured? You have to be very careful what you put into your mouth!
Anyway I have been avoiding this for a long time but cant resist now. You guys in the states don't know the meaning of the word bacon. You don't have decent bacon period! How do I know this. Well my son travelled the states a while ago and he is an expert on bacon. He says you have no idea about bacon.
The best bacon in the world is here in Australia. All of you bacon lovers will have to come out here to try it. I will personally take to you to some of our best cafe's where the bacon is incredible.
You don't deep fry bacon either. What is with that?