Possible explanations why drewfx1 hasn't posted for a long time:
He's lost his ability to create literary, intellectual posts worthy of the standards here.
He accidentally plugged his keyboard into the wrong port and has been posting to his coffeemaker instead.
He's decided to withhold any further posts until he receives payment for all the posts already produced.
Instead of watching reality TV, he's been attempting to learn about TV through real experience. It hasn't worked.
The conductor hasn't cued him to come back in yet.
He's been posting telepathically all along. In case you didn't receive his posts, they were all along the lines of "telepathy is bull*&#$!".
He's been tuning his dulcimer.
He's been so busy trying to read all the posts in the FSF that he hasn't had time to post.
He's waiting for the guitar solo to end.
He's been counting the internet, but he keeps getting interrupted and losing his place. Now where was I? Dang!
His decision to visit Guantanamo Bay over Hawaii for an island vacation turned out to be ill-advised.
He's one of those crazy people who tries to communicate in crazy ways - like by not communicating.
He was hungry. Really, really hungry.
He was waiting for the statute of limitations to run out.
He started the whole Mayan apocalypse thingy a bit early.
Hey, I didn't notice he was gone until just now!
He started inventing new words like "inexplicatraneous" and his spell checker declared martial law on him.
Please stand by and he will be with you shortly. Your posts are very important to him.
He's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mad at one of you. But he won't say which one, so you all had better be on your best behavior!
He is attempting to break the record of 142 days for the longest duration between posts for an active member. And will break it and fulfill his dream of being the new record holder in just over 3 days time!!!!
Oops.