Hi,
So I decided to have fun and show Bapu how much I liked him, and put together a list of songs, based on another band's material ... for our delectation ... and a slight description where it might not be self-explanatory. Needless to say, it took a lot of drugs, sex and gratefully dead-pan jamborees to get to this high point in nirvana and come up with a total disaster of a psychedelic underground of bad jokes!
I'll see if I can do this with Jon next ... or Spacey ... or Strummy!
Bapu Dei - The ultimate anthem about Bapu's emancipation!
Gulp a Bapu - His CH drinks are now sold at Starbux.
Flesh-Coloured Anti-Aircraft Bapu - Where he gets mad and swears one letter at his dog and kicks the garbage can 3 inches ... he didn't tell us that he was practicing his putting!
Bapu Came Through the Chimney - the old standard. We won't discuss how this happened as his significant other might get embarassed. Let's say that it was not Christmas.
Eye-Shaking Bapu - He was mad. Momma, he was mad!
Yeti Talks to Bapu - Where Bapu learns how to play his Am in the peace of his wonderful heart!
Sandoz in the Rain with Bapu - Not discuss'able at this time and place. Bapu denies it!
Rattlesnakeplumcake by Bapu - Bapu denies any connection to any Alice B. Toklas ideas, thoughts or ...
Pull Down Your Mask, Bapu - About that night with his new lady ... after the Halloween party ... the rest is censored!
Dehypnotized Bapu Toothpaste - An attempt at doing a Frank Zappa impression with the wahwah ...
A Short Stop at the Transylvanian Bapu Brain - Where Bapu discovered that Mona Lisa had a bird brain, but he didn't know that the eyes still knew that he knew what she already knew.
Race from here to your Bapu - Bapu's bass has an exercise in speed against the guitar. The guitar loses!
The Marylin Monroe Memorial Bapu Church - Bapu has a quiet moment and plays his notes out, slowly, carefully, prettily ... and dreamily. He will not discuss what he was on at that time, but it really wasn't necessary and he doesn't remember a whole lot ... except that he shed a tear or two during the playing of it. Due to circumstances, he has refused to ever play this again. Once was too emotional, and enough!
Toxicological Whispering by Bapu - Rumblings from one of the CHB characters got out!
Stumbling Over Melted Bapu's Mooning - Bapu's response about comments on some of the CHB material.
Green Bubble Raincoated Bapu - One of the highlights, and most impressive moments is the transition to this piece, and again, the words are a delight rarely afforded any of us!
Jail House Bapu - He said he was drunk and wanted to have fun with some Elvis!
Deutsch Bapu - Sung in a falsetto. Supposedly this was an attempt at making fun of Tom Lehrer.
Bapu's Timeless Bridge - Need we say more ... at all?
There you have it!