On an unrelated note, I had to go to Bend
Overagain Oregon last weekend and there was a restaurant that had this on their sign:
Roses R red
Bacon is red
Poems R hard
Eat bacon
Ok, so maybe they can't spell correctly, but the sentiment was there. I snapped a picture of it and need to upload it from my phone. It sure made me smile!
[Edit]Here's that picture!