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  • I can't find my balls.... **Now found** - with pics :-) (p.4)
2012/10/09 15:04:26
craigb
I tried one of these ball cleaners before, but they're way too painful.

2012/10/09 15:07:26
bapu
SteveStrummerUK
so we have a certainly have a laugh on match nights.

whist downing a few jars and chatting up some birds?
2012/10/09 15:13:53
craigb
Does Jonbouy show up asking the waitresses to hold his stick?
2012/10/09 15:14:44
spacey
SteveStrummerUK


spacey


I didn't know there was a prize and did
know that you were a snooker player....kind of late to
chime in though.....but I'm curious now...
I mean usually the balls are on the table- did ya lose the table too Steve? :)

 
He he, yes Mike I'm sure I've mentioned the snooker before.
 
Many moons ago, I was in partnership in my own snooker club. We had eight full size (12" x 6") tables and I used to play for a couple of hours every day in an effort to become reasonably proficient. Nowadays I only play the odd league game, and the lads I play with I've known for 20 - 30 years. And to a man, they all share my warped sense of humour, so we have a certainly have a laugh on match nights.

I envy you Steve. (as I've mentioned before)
I'm many miles from my old friends. We to shared many hours honing our skills and on a
very fine Snooker table too. Two of which were hustlers that I enjoyed watching beat people
from all over the country. Personally I'd play for a drink but raised not to bet/gamble.
The most rewarding games were without doubt with friends...for the game and the company.
 
I imagine an evening of playing guitar and shooting a game or two with you....top shelf. I got
to get to England. :)
 
 
2012/10/09 15:17:18
bapu
I imagine downing a few jars and chatting up some birds with Steve in London town (again) 
2012/10/09 15:22:06
spacey
I think it was Black that said if he was rich that he would
definately have his own personal bird ball washer....or oops..best scratch that.
2012/10/09 15:26:42
bapu
spacey


I think it was Black that said if he was rich that he would
definately have his own personal bird ball washer....or oops..best scratch that.

Yes, Lewis Black did say that.
2012/10/09 15:28:45
spacey
bapu


spacey


I think it was Black that said if he was rich that he would
definately have his own personal bird ball washer....or oops..best scratch that.

Yes, Lewis Black did say that.

Oh...my memory serves me right....then I do remember what my wife said when I asked
if I could get one of those.
2012/10/09 16:14:36
Ham N Egz
what was the old Johnny Carson /Arnold Palmer routine...

Johnny asked Arnolds wife if she did anything apecial before his golf tournament to bring him luck,,

and she replied deadpan, yes I kiss his balls....
2012/10/09 19:42:38
Crg
Why, why did I look again, why?
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