What is it about clients asking for stupid stuff lately?
One guy: "I want to record our CD with an old school approach."
Me: What kind of budget do you have to work with?
One guy: "Budget?"
Me: You know, how much do you have to spend? We're going to need a bigger room than a project studio.
Second guy: "I want a big drum sound."
Me: I've got a project studio, you know. Small iso booth equals small drum sound. But we can replace the drums with samples.
Second guy: I'm really into acoustic drums.
Sorry, needed to vent about small time talent with big ideals. ;)