He probed me.  The only explanation is that he was disguised as a human but he was an Alien.


See.... I have hypothyroidism and I get blood work every 3 months. 

My new insurance and new doctor wanted a full physical....blood ...urine ...turn your head and cough ....family history of stuff 


Then when he is done .... The dude (alien) wanted to probe me .

He tells me relax .... It's not bad 5 seconds ...he knows its awkward but it's got to be done the alien lectures me 


Well that 5 seconds was at least 30 seconds .....and he dug deep and round and round swirling it ......

I lost  a piece of my dignity yesterday 



Probed by an alien 

Sorry, Mooch.  They get us all eventually.  

I know what do you feel...

People usually asK their doctor...

You gotta hate those silent "k"s...

Whatever you do, DON'T ask for a second opinion!

(That's when he'll use TWO fingers.)

just got a phone call...

Mooch, 

I'll text you about this tomorrow.

Were latex gloves involved?


Real genuine actual aliens don't wear them....


Their technology is far in advance of ours, but their standards of hygeine are fairly basic. If, after a probing session, you're sitting aboard a flying saucer awaiting the return to your pick-up truck, under no circumstances should you accept a cheese and piccalilli sandwich prepared by one of your hosts.

Did you get him to scratch that itch while he was there?