His office is NOT the place to pitch a tent either...

If I were you, I'd keep my dignity somewhere else, just to be safe.

That's some sound advice there Mooch......well, not "sound" as in dulcimer hammering, but you know what I mean. As much as I hate to say this to ya, this whole topic has been covered from end-to-no-end in the FSF. 
In the medical field, what you've had done is a "digital rectal exam" and it's almost identical to what an Actual Digital Audio Engineer would do if you presented him with your track lanes (x2) to get the best take. 

HTH   

That poor unsuspecting alien.
 
If his mission was to find all the beauty and richness the Earth has to offer then boy was he way off track!
 
I wonder if he was a volunteer.

Beauty is under the fingernails of the beholder.

UbiquitousBubba


Beauty is under the fingernails of the beholder.

True that, I have a tropical rain forest replete with several birds of paradise under mine.
 
I guess that's why my partner calls them 'A right state'...she must see the wonder of the bio-diversity going on there too. 

I'm sure that Alien has been in places where no man would dare to go.

On a different note, what news of Richard Gere?

Jonbouy


Did you get him to scratch that itch while he was there?

Tied for funniest post about Mooch's butt itching EVER!!!!

bapu


Mooch, 

I'll text you about this tomorrow.

You knew my doctor was an alien? No warning for your pal mooch?


Gee ...thanks

I've been to that part of Illinois before.....it's a hot bed for them kind of creatures.....

In fact the last girl I dated lives there now......

be careful that you do not run into her..........you'll want to go back to the 1st Alien......

Just saying