2012/10/05 13:36:57
jbow
I mean really... If I bought what they advertise I would ride around the house in my Scooter Chair, with my Brooklyn Lantern, counting my gold... I wish.
 
J
2012/10/05 13:50:17
Mesh
As of yesterday, I watch the news as infrequently as possible......I just learned that apparently my brain doesn't function in certain altitudes.
2012/10/05 13:54:33
Guitarhacker
jbow


I mean really... If I bought what they advertise I would ride around the house in my Scooter Chair, with my Brooklyn Lantern, counting my gold... I wish.
 
J
.....................while taking a variety of pharmaceuticals designed to cure baldness, provide male enhancement, stop you from peeing to much, help you to pee more, stop hot flashes, cure skin problems, lose those flaps of underarm skin and turkey neck, while vacationing in the Bahamas and driving a car that cost more than my house. 

2012/10/05 14:01:21
jbow
You just haven't been there long enough. When I lived in Colorado Springs, I got a friend to come out there... from GA. The first day was OK, the next day we went out and started down the driveway... it was a decent grade down toward the street... all of a sudden he began to walk faster and then really fast, then went headlong into the concrete. Then a couple of days later his lips got all cracked because of the dry air. The altitude can affect you but I was already high, so I didn't notice.

When I was a teen I hiked up in the Tetons to some little lake above the treeline. Then I decided to climb up the steep slope behind the lake, up to the ridge. It was so high and so steep, I had to sit and climb it backwards, sitting down. Icould take three steps and wouldbe out of breath... but when I go to the top it was truly breathless. On the other side of the "ridge" it dropped straight down, looked like at least 1,000 ft. I still have some water from that little lake in a bottle... maybe one day I will get backup there when I get my Scooter Chair!

 
J
2012/10/05 14:02:19
craigb
There is no news anymore.  There is only sensational stories that don't mirror reality and advertising (a.k.a., brain washing).
2012/10/05 14:02:44
jbow

provide male enhancement

 
Those can help you to not pee on your slippers in the morning...
 
J
2012/10/05 14:07:22
timidi
craigb


There is no news anymore.  There is only sensational stories that don't mirror reality and advertising (a.k.a., brain washing).

Well said...
2012/10/05 14:19:57
jbow

There is no news anymore. There is only sensational stories that don't mirror reality and advertising (a.k.a., brain washing).

 
Reality is over rated... (I think Bubba will agree)
 
besides, they can't say it on TV if it isn't true, roight?
 
I don't want to tip toe too close to the edge of the TOS. I was just talking about the advertising... and of course, as we know.. the advertising is all true, and Rachael from cardservices too! 
 
J
2012/10/05 14:26:27
yorolpal
Yup...it's the same crowd that vacates in Branson...old people...and their parents.
2012/10/05 14:29:50
Starise
 The main reason I went to DVR or anything else where I can delete or skip over commercials....the naked news was tempting but I couldn't keep my mind on the actual news.
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