… a sign of the apocalypse?
 
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite

Pigocolypse.

Should I be alarmed that I already knew that hogs would eat people and have been used to "dispose of evidence" before?

Sad.  I hope it was the heart-attack scenario. 

I'll be watching the sky for locusts, just in case. 

Will pigs restore the "a" and call us peaple?

Will they now eat double slop and peaple burgers?

I wonder if they will acquire a taste for cured human belly cuts.
 
Will they call it 'becan'?

I heard from a guy who lives round the corner from Freddy who once walk past the recording studio over on Main street after his dad kicked him out the house for smokin' Pall Malls that his friend stole from the Liquor Store he worked in where the guy there that drove a 1963 Rolls Royce said he knew a guy in the record business up on Highland and did we wanna take a ride up there and have him listen to our demo tape and we did and the guy would not even see us so the guy with the Rolls took us to his apartment and plugged his tape deck into his home stereo and said "That's what you would sound like on the radio" that pigs are actual audio engineers.

They manufacture the oink sound.

Does oink sound like a British werd? Should US pigs pronounce it ink?

I've mastered the art of eating like a pig.  I'm trying to fit in.

wasnt there a  pig eats human scene from Silence of the Lambs?

varispeeding my pig