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  • The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle) (p.2)
2012/10/02 11:31:34
UbiquitousBubba
Why did I expect to see "Wile E Coyote was here" scrawled on that wall?
2012/10/02 11:43:44
Ham N Egz
UbiquitousBubba


Why did I expect to see "Wile E Coyote was here" scrawled on that wall?


Because you are just that kinda guy????
2012/10/02 12:16:47
spacey
Well Stephen King will probably know what to do with this story.
2012/10/02 12:50:58
jamesg1213
bapu




Does oink sound like a British werd?

Yes it does, you oik.

2012/10/02 12:52:13
jamesg1213
spacey


Well Stephen King will probably know what to do with this story.

Make it 497 pages longer than it needs to be?
2012/10/02 13:50:31
craigb
There was already a Criminal Minds episode about a family that disposed of bodies using their pigs.
2012/10/02 15:28:12
The Maillard Reaction

That's a gruesome story.

A 700 pound pig is bigger than 2 hefty football players.

If it was gonna happen.. you wouldn't stand a chance.






2012/10/02 17:35:30
Bub
Hogs are very viscous creatures. If you get them when they are still suckling and are planning on keeping them around for more than a couple years you need to saw their tusks off, otherwise they soon discover they can kill with them. Once a hog gets a taste for blood ... shoot it before something bad happens. The old timers use a wire saw to cut the tusks off.
"Sad.  I hope it was the heart-attack scenario."
A guy I knew up in Iowa had a heart attack while driving his old John Deere tractor. The kind with the big back wheels, long front end, two tiny wheels on the front pitched inward. The wheel turned and it kept driving in circles backwards. I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...
2012/10/02 19:29:37
craigb
Bub


... I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...
John Tesh set up a piano out in the field and started playing the National Anthem while Rosanne Barr sang it???

2012/10/02 21:43:51
57Gregy
Bub


I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...

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