Now they've got me measuring the output of my humble audio player.
It ain't natural I'll tell thee.
They are worse than stamp-collectors on acid!
Why can't they act like proper people instead of getting hung up on this poop, and getting me hung up on it in the process.
Let the audio engineers make the stuff so I can make some noise, I don't want to become an audio geek they are all saddo's.
I want to make the music that makes the ladies disco dance across the floor and all my gear works well enough to do that! I don't need another diatribe on the surface tension of a fart skin!
There, I said it, and I feel better now.