http://www.tmz.com/2012/1...rrested-river-viiperi/

We've had guys masquerading as girls in here before, but are you actually a single, middle-aged female with cats or what?

Just curious...

craigb


We've had guys masquerading as girls in here before, but are you actually a single, middle-aged female with cats or what?

Just curious...

Oh yeah..  well at least my socks don't smell..  Unlike some people

    

I once had socks with noses.  My feet had been complaining that they wanted to know what all the fuss from the face was about.  I tried wearing the socks, but it didn't end well.  It started when I tried to sprint for the becan in the morning and my noses ran.  Later that morning, I stubbed my nose on a chair leg.  After sweltering within my shoes for the day, however, my feet could no longer stand their own stench.  I took off the socks, placed them in the washing machine, and told my feet they were better off without a sense of smell. 

I ran the socks through the dryer a few times until they were gone.  I think a cat got them.

Sound Effect:      RING RING
UbiquitousBubba:      Hello
Voice at other end of phone:      Is this UbiquitousBubba?
UbiquitousBubba:      Yes, can I help you?
Voice at other end of phone:      Hello Mr. Ubiquitous, is your nose running?
UbiquitousBubba:      Why yes, yes it is!
Voice at other end of phone:      Well, you better go catch it!
Sound Effect:      Much laughter and then sound of phone being slammed on receiver .

Was it Mooch that called?

They blocked caller id.

But, I have my sus-picions.