[snobby late 50's Americanized British style voice] Yes, well, that video hurt my feelings, and I'm crying all the way to the bank. So, I'll stop by and have a foreigner prepare a meal for my take out pleasure, from a high end drive through in the suburb of Overland Park Kansas, on my way back to my apartment because my new house hasn't been prepared for me yet, just to comfort myself you see. Then in the morning I have to prepare my 4 door fully loaded 1/2 ton pickup that gets 15 miles per gallon for a 600 mile journey to get my wife's dressage horse that she boards in a different state with my two stall Kiefer Built horse trailer that I use twice a ye-ar. We'll be bringing him just down the road from our new home in the country to a multi-million dollar boarding stable. We miss him so you see, and we can't bare to spend another weekend without him. I do so hope he enjoys the pond at our new home. And oh the stale routine of not being employed for oh so many years now is almost more than I can bare.
[/snobby late 50's Americanized British style voice] You know what's gonna happen now don't ya? I'm gonna get food poisoning, both my houses are gonna burn down, my apartment is going to get robbed, the horse trailer is gonna have a blowout and kill the horse, the truck is gonna to break down, and my wife is gonna make me get a job.