Kazoo!
It's the only way to go...
Chicks dig it.
You pack and unpack very quickly
it comes factory tuned
fairly inexpensive
cuts thru the mix
comes in colors
no lousy scales to pratice for hours on end
don't have to spend thousands of dollars on a sheep skin to hang on a balsted wall
one size fits all
last one to the gig
first one out the door
environment has no effect on it
in case of being pulled over by the men and women in blue it provides a safe, secure and great excuse to let you go!
just saying!