I would have had her load up the fridge with BECAN before she left.

That's just me though.

I usually eat once a day when my wife is gone. I hqve so much fun doing my music and other tyings I cant do when shes home that i forget to eat most of the time. I usually eat when i start getting dizzy and light headed.

When I'm travelling, my wife will know whether or not I'm hungry.  She'll call me up and say, "Eat something.  You're getting crabby."  I'll wonder how she knew, and then I'll stop pinching tourists and scuttling sideways.

Well, I'll cut down on it.

Me: "I'll have the BBQ beef ribs, 1/2 a chicken, baked beans, cole slaw and cornbread to go"

Girl behind the counter of the local BBQ joint: "How long is Susie out of town for Randy?"



Randy

rsp@odyssey.net


Me: "I'll have the BBQ beef ribs, 1/2 a chicken, baked beans, cole slaw and cornbread to go"

Girl behind the counter of the local BBQ joint: "How long is Susie out of town for Randy?"



Randy

Randy,


That is not quite what I pictured you doing while SusieQ is out of town.

I am happy as the proverbial clam when my wife's out of town. I go into the studio and only come out occasionally to manage essential nutrient I/O. I ignore the passage of time as well as day/night and sleep cycles.

Of course, by the second day I look and smell like a skid-row bum and realize that if I lived like that for very long I'd soon wake up dead.

Both of us cook here. But we seem to spend more time/money at the diner....

bapu

rsp@odyssey.net


Me: "I'll have the BBQ beef ribs, 1/2 a chicken, baked beans, cole slaw and cornbread to go"

Girl behind the counter of the local BBQ joint: "How long is Susie out of town for Randy?"



Randy

Randy,


That is not quite what I pictured you doing while SusieQ is out of town.

Have I let you down?
 
 
Randy

As chief Cook and bottle washer it is not a problem.

Wookiee no cook no one eats

Oh, I'm quite the cook as it goes, it's just that I seem to turn stupid and forget I can actually do anything I want but rather decide to do nothing at all 'cept go round in circles...