rsp@odyssey.net

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rsp@odyssey.net


Me: "I'll have the BBQ beef ribs, 1/2 a chicken, baked beans, cole slaw and cornbread to go"

Girl behind the counter of the local BBQ joint: "How long is Susie out of town for Randy?"



Randy

Randy,


That is not quite what I pictured you doing while SusieQ is out of town.

Have I let you down?
 
 
Randy

aaaahhhhhh...sort of like this then....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVKG0I6XXA

Jonbouy


Oh, I'm quite the cook as it goes, it's just that I seem to turn stupid and forget I can actually do anything I want but rather decide to do nothing at all 'cept go round in circles...

I do most of the cooking around here but I having "diffecultiës"doing it when she's not here.

What a weird thread. I'm aghast. All you "genius's" can't cook your own meals when the mate and kid's are away? I would think that during these "rest periods" you would get more creative. I guess I've been single to long to understand.

I've never known such wanton neglect.

Crg


What a weird thread. I'm aghast. All you "genius's" can't cook your own meals when the mate and kid's are away? I would think that during these "rest periods" you would get more creative. I guess I've been single to long to understand.

In my own defense, my wife is a Nutrition educator. This means when she's home, she cooks meals that are good for us. When she's away, I go simian excretement. Ha! I can't believe I got that by the censor.


Randy.

SteveStrummerUK


I've never known such wanton neglect.

I like Won Ton Soup once in a while.  

"Hello?  Dominoes?"

(Feel free to replace "Dominoes" with the delivery food of your choice.)

SteveStrummerUK


I've never known such wanton neglect.

See now what I have to put up with?...
 
She doesn't deserve me!

rsp@odyssey.net

Crg


What a weird thread. I'm aghast. All you "genius's" can't cook your own meals when the mate and kid's are away? I would think that during these "rest periods" you would get more creative. I guess I've been single to long to understand.

In my own defense, my wife is a Nutrition educator. This means when she's home, she cooks meals that are good for us. When she's away, I go simian excretement. Ha! I can't believe I got that by the censor.


Randy.

I think you've nailed it here.
 
I start camping on the sofa and eating garbage, I guess it just the ol' primal thing of reverting to type...
 
Anyway I've gotta dash now, I've gotta find some ripe doo-doo in the field to roll in so I can impress her with my husky scent when she returns...