[Hour 3 of Internet Outage]
It's not so bad. I'm getting things done! Look at all the furniture moving, dusting and cleaning I'm doing!
[Hour 4 of Internet Outage]
All is bleakness and despair! Not only am I bored, but now I'm in pain from all the things I got done! Woe is me!
[Hour 5 of Internet Outage]
Not bad. I ate about 8 platters of becan. I had 4 cups of coffee. I don't know what I'm doing next, but I'm sure I can handle whatever the future holds.
[Hour 6 of Internet Outage]
The future bites. I'm out of becan. What am I supposed to do now? I could work on writing, but I'm out of becan. I could come up out of the basement, but I'm out of becan!
[Hour 8 of Internet Outage]
That's it! We're heading for The Bunker. The Internet's been down for so long, some kids have forgotten what it was.
[Hour 9 of Internet Outage]
Whoever was responsible for stocking The Bunker with becan seriously underestimated the demand! I don't think there's enough to outlast the coming Zombie Apocolypse. Are those beagle paw prints in the becan vault?
[Hour 12 of Internet Outage]
We're fashioning crude weapons for defensive purposes. I can hear the throng beating on our door. Good luck with that! It's reinforced steel. Let's light this candle! Here, enjoy 20,000 Watts! Man, that sizzling sound reminds me of becan.
[Hour 14 of Internet Outage]
It may not be authentic becan, but some of those zombies look like they've got some meat on them. It's time to go hunting. BRB
[Hour 18 of Internet Outage]
Good Hunt. Got much meat. Draw picture of hunt on wall. Hey! Stick figure has moobs!
[Hour 22 of Internet Outage]
Ugh! Bright Sky Thing Go Down! Time Go Out! Hunt More!
[Hour 23 of Internet Outage]
Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
[Hour 24 of Internet Outage]
...
[Only the breeze can be heard, moaning through the trees over a silent, empty planet...]