http://fiverr.com/categories/music-audio/audio-mastering-editing

Speechless.

Says "professionally"....must be genuine. Spectacular value for money. I wonder if he also does those professional cut price silicone butt injections I've heard so much about. 

julibee


http://fiverr.com/categories/music-audio/audio-mastering-editing

Speechless.

Speech is 2¢ naturally.

Unbelievable..love the pause between 'this is perfect for bands....(can't think of the word, hang on..oh yeah..)..singers..''

What a numpty.

" i will master any type of track but please provide good original content 256 kbps will be the minimum bit rate "

AND

"files i accept are .wav .aiff and .mp3 i can't work with .wma files convert those to a suitable format please "


WOW!  Need I really say anything about those quotes????

I have deleted so many potential posts in this fred as an early self edit...

It hurts, actually.  It really does.

I keep wanting to say some of the things that leap into the bouncy castle in my head, but I know they would be interpreted as derogatory to certain forum members who I don't think would see it as a joke.  That's a line that I don't think I should cross, no matter how many voices tell me to do it.

On a completely unrelated and totally off topic note, one that has nothing whatsoever to do with the previous comments in this post, and one that does not intentionally resemble any person or persons living or dead, I wonder if this guy has considered building his business by using a stock photo of a studio as if it were his?

I should fire my self-editor...

I can't help but think "And this turkey is probably making more money off this than you are right now..."

*Sigh...*

While y'all seem to be ripping on one "turkey", look down the list and it's full of similar offers..

I used a keyword because I figure I could corner the market for "sitting and doing nothing for $5."  So I entered "sit" and found out that I'm once again way behind the curve in marketing.

http://fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=sit&order=&x=55&y=25&sub_category=audio-mastering-editing&category=music-audio&search_in=everywhere

My favorite was someone who would sit in the bathtub and be depressed while you go out and have a good time - for $5.

My skin is getting all pruney sitting in this tub.  There's a draft.  Someone used up all my bubble bath.  These non-slip flower decals are very uncomfortable.

[Sigh]