Fricken Haggis.

Actually, that's a trap.  Anyone ordering it gets thrown out.  We've got our standards, after all.

Thank you, thank you all so much, I'm so humbled, all brilliant suggestions..... 

Now I'm about to belch and.... barf.... who put the haggis on my plate? 

Fricken Fried Steak

Chicken fried steak, wrapped in becan, deep fried, served with Fricken Mashed 'Taters (mashed potatoes loaded with becan, cheese, butter and becan), and deep fried becan, with a sprig of parsley.

Just kidding.  There's no parsley.

LOL Bubba!!

There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.

UbiquitousBubba


There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.

Well then that's a shame, but that's about to change because we're serving up Fricken Fried Chicken tonight! 

UbiquitousBubba


There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.

Ok, ok, ok....you got me......what's this "very good reason"  you speak of?

Unlucky Fried Kitten

you are all fricken. 

Well, Mesh...

Creamy Peanut Butter Mac 'n' Cheese with Becan, 1 pound of additional Cheese, Cheetos (puffy, not crunchy), Spi-cy Baked Beans, and Melted Chocolate.  Stir all of that in a huge pot, let it coagulate into a semi-solid, congealed glop, and serve.

After trying to eat a bite, then seeing what was left of the kitchen, my wife wisely issued a life long ban.