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2011/02/23 22:00:41
RockingChair
Thank you me, for at least reading this.


Bobby and a shameless bump
2011/02/24 00:06:08
Rbh
I try to maintain balance with the 4 basic food groups.  Cigarettes, coffee, donuts, chewing gum.
2011/02/24 00:23:13
RockingChair
Rbh


I try to maintain balance with the 4 basic food groups.  Cigarettes, coffee, donuts, chewing gum.


Do you swallow the gum though? That might be unhealthy?


2011/02/24 01:36:49
bapu
Since I'm on a low carb diet, my favorites are Macadamia nuts and pork rinds drenched in butter covered in a splenda/cinnamon mix.
2011/02/24 01:39:43
Bub
I'm on a seefood diet unfortunately. :((
2011/02/24 01:44:01
bapu
Close you eyes Bub!
2012/09/10 08:44:25
craigb
marvinsmith078


I found good and healthy foods always at my home. Vegetables and fruits are healthy. I ate Chicken Rice and Italian Kebab with planned nan. I found that it was really healthy and good for our health Not more oily and ****y and its taste are amazing.


****y huh?

I'm surprised that you didn't recommend SPAM.  That would seem more appropriate.
2012/09/10 09:54:02
UbiquitousBubba
When I was a kid, my Grandmother kept "snacks" available.  She had this "candy" that was made with Soylent Green and some kind of sugar/syrup shell.  If I wanted a snack, she'd break off a chunk of this stuff.  As it approached my mouth, I could feel my taste buds attempt to burrow down under the surface of my tongue.  Unfortunately, they couldn't run far enough.

To say that it tasted bad is a gross understatement.  Bad doesn't begin to describe it.  The English language does not have words to convey the nature of the flavour.   Horrific, Disgusting, Putrescent, and Vomitous don't even scratch the surface.  It was the sort of taste that makes you wish you had eaten your own head instead.  It made the prospect of diving face first into a pig sty sound yummy.  2 week old, spoiled Haggis?  That would be a wonderful improvement. 

After a couple of bites, I regretted that I had ever learned to eat solid food.  After a couple more, my stomach attempted to flee from my body.  I couldn't blame it.  I only ate another three bites.  At that point, I could hear colors and see the number 19.  I didn't have an out of the body experience, but I wished that I had.  I don't think I would have gone back. 

This may not be the best way to attempt to curb snacking...
2012/09/10 09:59:53
Mesh
What if you added some becan bits to that? (wouldn't that change the complexion of things?)
2012/09/10 10:03:31
UbiquitousBubba
That would have been a Crime Against Becan.  I believe the Geneva Convention contained something about that.
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