Will Reuben Kincaid be the judge?
If one of them shows up for the gig, do they lose? (or do we?)
Will Bapu be required to imitate the Bass Strumming technique pioneered by Danny?
Are moobs taken into account?
Do we know for a fact that neither Danny or Bapu are chick magnets? (Magnets not only attract, they also repel...)
Will someone be there to remind Danny that the strings face outward?
Will this event be the setting for a nonsensical series of misunderstandings, misplaced diaries, pre-teen drama, and hilarity accompanied by a laugh track?