Not that one , no valves, thanks though. I actually have an old bugle in the attic, makes a decent way to call cows only I don't own any cows and I don't particularly want to call any of the local cows over.

I was once dragged off the stage by my left leg mid number in the Croxteth British Legion Club in Liverpool (Rough part of the city) This Neanderthal looking bloke I guess just thought it would be funny. When I realised I was going to go over the edge of the stage and he wasn't going to let up, I had to jump off to avoid landing in a broken heap. Unfortunately the momentum of the guitar after I landed broke the strap, I ended up holding my guitar vertically by the neck in my left hand, and this brute then started trying to play my guitar, STILL thinking he was being hilarious. Finally some more decent members of the crowd dragged him off me. What did the band do? Carried on playing as if nothing had happened, actually scared stiff it transpired afterwards. I slunk back on stage and finished the number off perched on my amp, pondering if it was worth it all....