If I posted the video of our microwave, it would make that keyboard look a lot cleaner...

Wow, a Tom Murphy aged keyboard. That is probably worth a few thousand extra as a vintage piece of kit : )

He should take that to market... a combination keyboard and ashtray. MS should make one! He should add a drink holder to the side.

and a baked potato for great success!

I had to clean up an ex co-workers workspace once. The stuff at the bottom of the pile hadn't seen the light of day for a couple years (I could tell because there were actual dates on some of the papers). There was all sorts of nasty in there including old food. But the piece de resistance was... once I had gotten to the bottom of the pile there was a dessicated mouse corpse trapped under the monitor. *shudder*