What do you have up there that makes you cringe? That really makes you wish you had a "master key" to the internet so you could take it down?
About 10 years ago I went through a short obsessive phrase of drinking copious amounts of red wine and transcribing the guitar pieces of Bert Jansch as tabulature and uploading them to Usenet. I completed one every night and I think I ended up doing 60 or 70. Anyway, one of these pieces was recorded on a 12-string guitar, and is immediately obvious as such as soon as you hear it. However, the night that I tackled it, I was particularly sozzled, and in my booze-addled state managed to convince myself that no, he didn't play it on a 12-string. In fact he was so awesome, he played it on a
six-string, and through a clever use of octaves and such, made his six-string sound like a 12-string. I remarked as such, in the preface to the tabulature.
Well the resultant transcription was virtually impossible to play. But I was so drunk, I figured that I'd be better at it when I sobered up. That didn't stop me uploading it, however. And as soon as those tabs get onto Usenet, they're distributed onto every tab site out there.
Of course the thing is all over the internet now. I've cringed about it periodically ever since, and wondered how many people have remarked to themselves what a complete dumbass I am. I hadn't even thought about it for ages, until tonight when someone emailed me out of the blue and said "A 6 string? What were you on, crack?"
I can never unpost this stupid tabulature, and my name is all over it. Freaking aliens will be laughing at me in 50,000 years time, I am sure of it. God I hate myself.