I keep trying to move out of my head, but I'm stuck in here. It would be nice to be able to move over to another person and swap with them, but it hasn't worked so far. Everyday, I wake up hoping that this time, maybe this time, I'll be in someone else's head. Unfortunately, I'm always disappointed.
This ride is getting old. It creaks a lot. It doesn't move all that fast. It requires a great deal of down time. It's got epic moobs. I look down at it, and I can see why it triggers such adverse reactions in other people.
I just want to jump ship and be someone else. Is that asking too much? I don't think so. I'd even be willing to share another cranium. We could work out a schedule as long as I don't wake up and find myself in Fargo, ND at 2AM. Again.