I would say it would be when I am concentrating at recording a killer solo and she's yapping about the thank you cards being done 


When is the best time for you guys?

Not before you go to sleep, that's for sure.

Lorana Bobbitt.. and she will BOB IT!!!!

Hi,

I never had to, and I don't ever plan to have to do so!

End of story!

Mooch4056


I would say it would be when I am concentrating at recording a killer solo and she's yapping about the thank you cards being done 


When is the best time for you guys?

Prolly in your dreams.


Mebee not the "best" time, but surely the safest.


BTW, define "killer solo".  I assume you mean you have a real musician over to your studio.

When she's dead Mooch.

Is that a rhetorical question?

Yeah, I don't recommend that. 

I also don't recommend:

Calling from a bar at 2 in the morning asking her to "rustle up some food for me and the boys".

 
Showing up at home, drunk with a 20 year old Puerto Rican girl and asking in your little boy voice, "can we keep her".

I'll have a few more as we go along, but keep these little nuggets of wisdom in mind for now.

Randy

Ok ... I have to write all this down ....no telling her to shut her pie hole .... And no more bringing home women from bars .....


This marriage stuff is a lot harder than I thought 



Anything else I am missing ...let me know 

What's the best time to tell your new wife to shut  her trap??!!!




As soon as she opens it. LOL!!




(You need to straighten her out RIGHT NOW, before she starts to take control)

Editted for clarification