For everyone that has the same problem around Christmas time shopping as I do there is a solution! 
I know you were just as disillusioned each Christmas with a lack of or plain non existent merchandise available. Well I have found what I know you all are looking for! I have pictures! No need that thank me. I can anticipate the joy!  
 

Warm sweaters to put on your c..., er, rooster? 

Your c... Oh, yeah, I get it...

Merry X-Cakewalk to evrybuddy.
 
Wait..... bill sed Christmas.
 
Oh bugger.
 
I'll get me coat.