Matron Landslide
I can tell you would like to get yourself a bit of this here Matron
Don't worry, I think it was Mesh or Fleer who have already hit on me in a thread in either the Software (and isn't it just
) or Deals ( and wouldn't it be
) forums, so you're not alone.
I'm not hitting on anybody I'm just having a little bit of Coffee House fun .
Matron Landslide
I'll give you a little gift, 'cause you're such a cutie, and obviously in fantasizing mode
(who could blame you?)
I hope you have a good strong heart, this is a pic of me when I was a little younger and a bit trimmer, and without all that garb hiding the goodness. You'd better sit yourself down 

Enjoy
not to much now 
My Eyes , My Eyes My Eyes .......OK Kenny take a deep breath , be open minded and give her a big hug ...
Yeah you see? ....I can follow directions ....I'm sitting ...can't you tell in the pic ....
Honestly , It has been a lot of fun messing around w you here in this thread ...it's all in good fun I hope
Kenny
PS, there is no need to exaggerate

my hollow log is only half the size you are showing in the pic