Potty Humor: It's what drives the coffee house.

That and BECAN.

bapu
When I get too many vowels backed up in Scrabble I have to my vowels.

Balderdash!!
 
Stop scrabbling around and just balderdash!! 

If there was no SONAR I would just book time at Abbey Road.  Of course I would.
 
I'm not really sure what I would do.  In the past I've tried Reaper, Cubase, Magix, Studio One and a few others I can't think of.  I couldn't bond with any of them.  If I actually had to pull the trigger I guess I'd give Studio One a whirl.  Or maybe I'd just go back to my Fostex A-8.

jude77
If there was no SONAR I would just book time at Abbey Road.  Of course I would.
 
I'm not really sure what I would do.  In the past I've tried Reaper, Cubase, Magix, Studio One and a few others I can't think of.  I couldn't bond with any of them.  If I actually had to pull the trigger I guess I'd give Studio One a whirl.  Or maybe I'd just go back to my Fostex A-8.

I still have my Fostex 280......the good old 4-track days. Might be fun to let my little ones learn how to use it....before going into the DAW world.

daryl1968
what does hypothetically mean?
Smaller wurdz pleaz

Pretend there's no becan.

Bapu you might get better responses if you asked a  rhetorical question.

jamesg1213

eph221
My favorite was against all odds.  Really good tune. He sang it with some penthouse bimbo who wasn't hard on the eyes. Big knockers. I used to imagine Phil bburying his face in that.  It's about how tall he was. Benny hill style.
 

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He sang 'Separate Lives' with Marilyn Martin, but I don't recognise her from your charming description.

That's the chick, dooley noted sir.  God she was gorgeous.  Her voice wasn't bad either.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkxLTZm-6OE  for the wee-chumps

I wonder if I'll get accused of sexual harassment....

Pervert! 
 
(Just kidding.)