Dear Santa,
I've been a very good boy this year. Please bring me a new (or used) JA-90 Telecaster.
I'm a "Les Paul" kind of guy, so this Fender really rocks my boat in a good way:
Hard-tail tune-o-matic bridge!!!, Two Seymour Duncan P-90's!!!, semi-hollow!!!
Wow, gotta love it.
 
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/fender-jim-adkins-ja-90-telecaster-electric-guitar/528018000837000
 
 

 

Looks very nice! Out of my price range by some way though. 

It's a good price but why d I need it? I can barely play bass.

Hi,
 
I only want one thing ... some peace and quiet and appreciation in my own family about the whole house/estate thing ... it's gotten so bad and ridiculous, and adults can't even talk ... saddest thing I have ever seen in my life!
 
So Santa ... take your **** and get lost ... since it's impossible to get what is most important in life! Some love and some care, and some beauty ... well, let me re-phrase that ... a guitar will help, but we need more than just that, right?
 
Heck, I want a synthesizer ... anyone got one in the garage they want to let go for $10?

I just got one of these.
 
https://www.ebay.com/itm/...odStandard!97005!US!-1

Moshkito
 
 
Heck, I want a synthesizer ... anyone got one in the garage they want to let go for $10?

 
I had this in a cupboard for 25 years or so, you could have had it for nothing.
 

 
Sadly, it's now on a landfill somewhere in Scotland.

eph221
I just got one of these.
 
https://www.ebay.com/itm/...odStandard!97005!US!-1

You gonna remove 6 of those 12 strings? I would.

eph221
I just got one of these.
 
https://www.ebay.com/itm/...odStandard!97005!US!-1

Seriously?  What's the quality like? 

It's a little hard to tune. :D  Sounds twangy and like a 12 string.  I've already written one song on it.

Moshkito
 
Heck, I want a synthesizer ... anyone got one in the garage they want to let go for $10?

Offered in the spirit of FWIW:
 
I've been thinking about selling my Kurzweil K2000RS VAST synth (rack, sampling option, with Pop and Orchestral sound blocks, V3 s/w). It comes with an Apple CD drive, cartridge drive, and a bunch cartridges and sound CDs. It's been in my studio unused, at least since my heart attack/transplant event. It's only downside: it's got a dim screen (which is easily replaced). It's probably out of your price range @$300.