I have been Beepster since I arrived and I'll still (dog willing) be Beepster when I leave.
 
If for whatever reason that truism somehow becomes UNTRUE I will be sure to let ya'll know in advance.
 
Also...
 
*fart*

I am Matron Landslide
 
I have not been Martron Landslide since I arrived, and will likely not be when I leave.
 
I can't alter the past, so that remains a truth for all time, I can't reliably predict the future (yet), so if the latter part of my above statement turns out to be untrue, I will not let anyone know in advance.
 
Also...
 
(A Lady does not fart in public)
 
 

I am not now and never have been a member of the Communist Party or otherwise affiliated with it."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party and do not expect to become a member of that Party, and certainly of no group that would seek to abrogate the Bill of Rights."
"I am not a Communist, I have never been a Communist, and I never could be a Communist. I detest everything for which Communism stands."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party, and I cannot conceive of myself ever becoming affiliated with a Communist organization."
"I am not a member of any party or organization, or under any oath, or a party to any agreement, or under any commitment that is in conflict with my obligations under this oath."
               

S.L.I.P.
I am not now and never have been a member of the Communist Party or otherwise affiliated with it."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party and do not expect to become a member of that Party, and certainly of no group that would seek to abrogate the Bill of Rights."
"I am not a Communist, I have never been a Communist, and I never could be a Communist. I detest everything for which Communism stands."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party, and I cannot conceive of myself ever becoming affiliated with a Communist organization."
"I am not a member of any party or organization, or under any oath, or a party to any agreement, or under any commitment that is in conflict with my obligations under this oath."
               

Oh... you better BELIEVE that's a weinerin'...
 
 
 

S.L.I.P.
 
I am not now and never have been a member of the Communist Party or otherwise affiliated with it."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party and do not expect to become a member of that Party, and certainly of no group that would seek to abrogate the Bill of Rights."
"I am not a Communist, I have never been a Communist, and I never could be a Communist. I detest everything for which Communism stands."
"I am not a member of the Communist Party, and I cannot conceive of myself ever becoming affiliated with a Communist organization."
"I am not a member of any party or organization, or under any oath, or a party to any agreement, or under any commitment that is in conflict with my obligations under this oath."
               

 
Welcome Comrade

I'm full of tuna and macaroni... therefore your argument is invalid.

I used to be a 4 stone apology. Now I'm 2 separate gorillas.