Where would we be without the miracles of pseudo-science? 

Unfortunately, you can also make a joke sketch for the treatments you actually get too...
 

Oh, wait!  They have!
 

Heck, this is an ACTUAL COMMERCIAL!

My dear old dad was at the hospital one day, the fellow before him was there to see about chest pains, he went into the doctor, had his consultation, the doctor said he was fine and sent him on his way. Dad said see ya later to him and watched him walk out the front door where he promptly dropped dead of a heart attack. True story, Mainstream medicine at its best

Yikes!  That's a sad story Matron! 
 
I just saw two new cancer "treatment" ads over the weekend.  I think this is one of them:
 

I'd rather kick the bucket than go through a slightly longer life with all those side-effects!
 
That said, it's all B.S. anyway.  The FDA is funded by the large pharmaceutical companies so they won't approve ANY cure or even preventive medicine.  They only want treatments that go on and on.

I thought the vid might have been a bit of a spoof, went to the companies site and downloaded their .pdf for the side effects of Opdivo. No, it's not a spoof , and then you can read the 'Severe to Fatal' side effects section Yeah no thanks, I'll just die on my own terms, but thanks for trying Bristol-Myers-Squibb
 

craigb
 
I just saw two new cancer "treatment" ads over the weekend.  I think this is one of them:
 
I'd rather kick the bucket than go through a slightly longer life with all those side-effects!
 

 
Indeed, you need multiple cures for the cure,
That said, it's all B.S. anyway.  The FDA is funded by the large pharmaceutical companies so they won't approve ANY cure or even preventive medicine.  They only want treatments that go on and on.
 

craigb
 
That said, it's all B.S. anyway.  The FDA is funded by the large pharmaceutical companies so they won't approve ANY cure or even preventive medicine.  They only want treatments that go on and on.
 

Yes, as with many things, the almighty dollar rules, even if someone came up with an alternative cure that actually worked, big pharmaceuticals would tie it up for years, or just kill it, unless of course they could find a way to profit from it. It's pretty pathetic how a lot of things work in this world.

"Use caution when driving or operating machinery"
 
Isn't that generally good advice anyway?
 
Now, if they said "use caution when shaking hands", that might be a red flag.

The last time I crashed a motorcycle I was doing well over a hundred MPH ...
Once the ambulance got me to the emergency room I looked just like the dude in the OP's video except a lot worse Even the cops that were there for the gunshot victims couldn't look at me and not want to barf ...
Man it was a good thing that I had old school doctor 's that practiced medicine , not the Jive they were selling in that vid
 
Kenny