245,176 blokes go into a pub.
 
First bloke in says 'my round!'
 
Idiot.

eph221
But I don't do AA!

So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.

NagBap walks into a bar.
 
No one can ever leave.

Paulo, Evan, Norton, Ian & Steve walk into a bar...
 
They're all asked to leave for being too immature.

bapu

eph221
But I don't do AA!

So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.

It's not a problem unless you WANT to stop drinking

I like those old pub games, Space Invaders..Asteroids..oh, and 'Gandhi Pinball', where you had to get 3 balls in the magic narn to light the peaceful transition to independence.

Jyemz is the original pinball wizard?

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

craigb
Time passes...

A time traveler walks into a bar

paulo
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

LOL!!