2017/11/11 00:18:35
bayoubill
That reminds me! I Am trying to get XX to take up ventriloquism so she can scare her gynecologist 
2017/11/11 00:24:37
Beepster
bapu
NagBap walks into a bar.
 
No one can ever leave.




'Cept Beeps, cuz he be a little crazypants and ain't nobapsody got time ferdat.
 
oogabooga!
2017/11/11 01:46:52
sharke
500 geese walk into a bar. Luckily, an animal welfare officer was able to round them up humanely and escort them to the lake they were originally headed to. 
2017/11/11 01:51:29
Beepster
10,000 maniacs walked into a bar.
 
They played a decent show but noone remembered who the heck they were.
2017/11/11 02:23:22
Linear Phase
I'm drinking for Sunday brunch...   I'm going to have 15 mimosas and get a massage down at Thai Basil Yin Yang and Massage Spa
2017/11/11 07:18:43
eph221
Happy hour is at 5 and I'm only up to 3 <magnolia thunderpussy>
2017/11/11 16:52:31
bapu
Beepster and duck walk into a bar.
 
The bar tender said 

 
2017/11/12 00:24:46
craigb
A Catholic priest, an Irishman and a duck walk into a bar.
 
The bartender asks "Is this some kind of joke???"
2017/11/12 00:26:35
Beepster
I ate an entire duck last week.
 
True story.
2017/11/12 00:30:02
craigb

Some ducks are better than others.
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