A dog
 
A bed post
 
A concrete filled traffic cone (not recommended)
 
A coffee table leg
 
A sofa
 
A bucket
 
A ball
 
 

Bapu ( but I think he likes it really - attention is attention right ?)
 
 

Note to self: Keep a 5 foot distance from Paulo.

bapu
Note to self: Keep a 5 foot distance from Paulo.

Unless you're filled with concrete.
(My foot hurts just thinking about that one!)

craigb

bapu
Note to self: Keep a 5 foot distance from Paulo.

Unless you're filled with concrete.
(My foot hurts just thinking about that one!)

Alcohol may have been involved.

RE: A Dog
 
I hope that dawg was attacking you (thus a justified kicking). Not just, yanno... Paulo strollin' down the block and "Oh hey look at the cute little puppy" *PUNT*
 
Because that would not be very kewl, brah.

Beepster
RE: A Dog
 
I hope that dawg was attacking you (thus a justified kicking). Not just, yanno... Paulo strollin' down the block and "Oh hey look at the cute little puppy" *PUNT*
 
Because that would not be very kewl, brah.

It was trying to eat my leg at the time, so it seemed fair.
 
Plus, it was one of them lassie dogs and nobody really likes them anyway do they ? 
 
 

Yeah, I figured you weren't THAT kind of jerk. lol
 
I am kind to all living creatures... until they start trying to [REDACTED] with me. Then it's law of the jungle 'neyotches.
 
Fortunately most animals either like me, are indifferent to me or kind of weirded out by me and keep their distance.

Beepster
 
Fortunately bapu either likes me, is indifferent to me or kind of weirded out by me and keeps his distance.

Bapu and Beepster for Dummies
 
#beebzoidizkewltoday

lulz
 
Beepster
 
Freakin' out the freaks since slightly before conception.