You hear Ozzy Osbourne on the "classic rock" station.

Most of the names in your little black book end in MD

You know your getting old when you finally realize that your never gonna tap anything half your age ever again .
 
Kenny
 

You know you're getting old when, um, er...

"You know your getting old when you finally realize that your never gonna tap anything half your age ever again .

 Kenny"
 
Upside however is that anything half your age is legal...

When you think I'm funny.

JohnKenn
"You know your getting old when you finally realize that your never gonna tap anything half your age ever again .

Kenny"
 
Upside however is that anything half your age is legal...

 
Yeah that's true John . At half my age some of the wimenz have kids that are about to enter Junior High School 
Way To much Drama on the home-front for me
 
My Doctor recently told me my heart is no longer healthy for Sex and we are running some test's
He thought I would be sad , I told him I was happy .Now I can take the 38 bucks it costs for one blue pill and put some becan back in my refrigerator
 
Kenny

"Way To much Drama on the home-front for me"
 
Yeah Ken. Time gets too important to waste on trivia the more you move through time. Different than when we were in our 20's when we were immortal and time was endless to waste.
 
Think it was George Carlin who said that one of the signs of getting old is that there are fewer things worth waiting in line for.
 
John

I'm surrounded by good-looking 20-somethings at one of my clients. Then I hear one of the receptionists (whose daughter is one of those 20-somethings there) lament that she's going to turn 50 in six years and I suddenly realize that I was programming before she was born...  *Sigh...* 

craigb
I suddenly realize that I was programming before she was born...  *Sigh...* 

Is that all you did before she was born?
 
Pretty boring life there craigb (ITYRN).