That reminds me! My dogs when crazy barking at something last night. Turned out to a cat sitting on the fence. Looked a lot  like TOM GATO! 
Remember Tom Gato>TOM GATO

eph221
Bapu:
 
https://www.russiancupid....ate-to-another-country
 

I'm not rushin' to that site.

Bill, I relayed your barking dog joke to my granddaughter. It cracked her up.
 
Then again, she's 13.
 
When I subsequently retold it to someone my age, he interrupted me midway and said "he's giving the pills to the dogs, right?"
 
So I went back to the 13-year-old, being a much better audience. I tried this one on her:
 
"Our local police chief gave a talk on heroin. We couldn't understand a word of it."
 
No response. I guess the key to being a comedian is not about knowing what makes you laugh, but what makes others laugh.

"The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water."
W. C. Fields

My joke was supposed to make someone laugh?

I understand what your police chief is going through. I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too. 

"Opportunity strikes . . . out . . . again".   Great line!
 
I didn't realize people on this forum actually had talent.  Call me impressed!

I believe a war on drugs is better than a war sober.