We've got company.
 
*adjusts beanie in a respectable manner*

What, the Coffee House going from the $h!t House to the Penthouse? it's usually the other way around.
 
I think there could be big changes in the wind, only time will tell, but I think there could be more to recent events than meets the eye, and I think, (as always when dealing with Companies, businesses, personalities and the like) they are only telling you what they want you to hear, and perhaps being a little 'creative' with the truth.
 
nooooooo . . . it couldn't be

hmm...
 
Is that you, Alex?
 
Don't be a weirdo.
 
lulz

Yes it's me, and no it's not Straummy

Well now I'm just friggen' confused...
 
but just in case...
 
YOU ARE A SUBJECT OF THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT LOLOLOLOLOL!!111
 
lulzcuzstraummyhatestehqueenie

I shouldn't be telling you this (because you may very well take advantage of the information) but when I am not wearing my glasses I have to copy and paste your small print into WordPad to see what it says, very annoying. (I guess I could increase the zoom or font size, but that's equally annoying)
 
I am begrudgingly a subject of the Queen (not for much longer though, the poor old dear is getting on and not looking the best, and old Phil has just retired and appears to be on deaths door, but the successor is not necessarily any better, best to do away with the Monarchy altogether)

but... why would you DO that?!
 
I'm really not that funny... or interesting...
 
orparticularlySMRT...
 
:-/

Also... mostly just becuz I luv Queenie (from Black Adder anyway)...
 
 

Beepster
but... why would you DO that?!
 
I'm really not that funny... or interesting...
 
orparticularlySMRT...
 
:-/

 
You have your moments (Some are cringe worthy to be sure, but we all have bad days)
 
And as a fellow member of the Commonwealth, it behooves me to check that you are not hatching some evil plot against the Monarchy via secret code with you know who
 
I am not Straummy (back in the day he had to proclaim "I am not the Matron" enough times )