Would you mind doing your old mate Straummy a massive favour 
 
Me 55 year-old eyesight ain't what it once was.
 
Anywho, I notice that in every single feckin' post you make, you feel the need to add a few comments/asides using a very small font.
 
Now, I find these prosaic and literary gems almost impossible to read without having to put on me specs.
 
I would therefore greatly appreciate your kindness with the following:

• Please could you start your posts in a slightly larger font, and then add all the other crap using normal font.

 
That way I don't miss out.
 
For example:
 
Instead of:
 
Hey Straummy, go shaft yerself with the rough end of a pineapple
 
Hehehehehealltehlulz
 
 
Please consider:
 
Hey Straummy, go shaft yerself with the rough end of a pineapple
 
Hehehehehealltehlulz
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks and cheers.
 
 
 
Lurve from Straummy.
 
 
 
I know you wont do it for me but it didn't do any harm asking 
 
 

You could use the zoom function by holding down ctrl and using the uppy downy arrows.
 
Totesawesomenesshennanigans

lulz...
 
Trust me. You ain't missin' much bruv.
 
 
 
butbeepsterincorporatedappreciatesyourconcernandfeedback.fart
 
:-D

jamesg1213
You could use the zoom function by holding down ctrl and using the uppy downy arrows.
 
Totesawesomenesshennanigans

Beepster Inc. highly recommends this method of viewing the "afterderp" entries within our posts.
 
After going out of your way to do it a few times you will realize how utterly pointless the effort is and rethink some of your life choices.
 
/hth

 
I think it's his way of trying to get us back for all the embedded vids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But the poor fool doesn't realise that nobody except Strummy even bothers to try and read it.

Finally a Fred that had to be said!

I can’t ever read those. Specially the ones for me. The only one I could make out was “ weirdo ”.

Ya, what he said.

Who Cares?
~Mooch