Chat up you mean.

craigb

jamesg1213
You both know exactly what I mean.

It's time to stop thinking and have a pint?

 
Sofa, I've had 2 x 500ml bottles of 'Ossian Pale Ale'. How many pints is that, expressed as a hectare?

Since we've already done an admirable job of hijacking Dave's thread (hey, he got his answer already!), are you Brits (aka neanderthals) having a jolly piss at us Yanks for missing the World Cup?  It actually doesn't surprise me, they stunk at every international match over the last couple of years - even the friendlies!

jamesg1213

craigb

jamesg1213
You both know exactly what I mean.

It's time to stop thinking and have a pint?

 
Sofa, I've had 2 x 500ml bottles of 'Ossian Pale Ale'. How many pints is that, expressed as a hectare?

Juan Hunnert and EleventyFiddy PerCents.

I fink.
 
 
Now my head hertz.
 

Wow Ed!  That's like 20-40% better!

craigb
Since we've already done an admirable job of hijacking Dave's thread (hey, he got his answer already!), are you Brits (aka neanderthals) having a jolly piss at us Yanks for missing the World Cup?  It actually doesn't surprise me, they stunk at every international match over the last couple of years - even the friendlies!

 
Well, I haven't followed football since the late '70s, but I expect England (if they've even qualified) will;
 
1) Draw all their games in the group stages 0:0, and still come 2nd in the group, just above Azerbaijan and Cameroon then;
 
b) Get knocked out.

jamesg1213

craigb

jamesg1213
You both know exactly what I mean.

It's time to stop thinking and have a pint?

 
Sofa, I've had 2 x 500ml bottles of 'Ossian Pale Ale'. How many pints is that, expressed as a hectare?

Here's the answer as the beginning of a song (feel free to continue it):
 
20 million pints of ale on the wall, 20 million pints of ale, you take one bottle, drink it down, 19,999,999 pints of ale on the wall...
 
Now, you've down this only twice apparently (at least so far), so you've had one litre total out of the 10 million litres that make up a hectare.  That means you've had 0.00001% so far.  Better invite some friends over to help! 

jamesg1213

craigb
Since we've already done an admirable job of hijacking Dave's thread (hey, he got his answer already!), are you Brits (aka neanderthals) having a jolly piss at us Yanks for missing the World Cup?  It actually doesn't surprise me, they stunk at every international match over the last couple of years - even the friendlies!

Well, I haven't followed football since the late '70s, but I expect England (if they've even qualified) will;
 
1) Draw all their games in the group stages 0:0, and still come 2nd in the group, just above Azerbaijan and Cameroon then;
 
b) Get knocked out.

craigb
Since we've already done an admirable job of hijacking Dave's thread (hey, he got his answer already!), are you Brits (aka neanderthals) having a jolly piss at us Yanks for missing the World Cup?  It actually doesn't surprise me, they stunk at every international match over the last couple of years - even the friendlies!

No.
 
1) Your "soccer" team is of no interest to anyone. Even they find it hard to look interested.
 
2) What James said about us. (probably getting knocked out on penalties by Madeupistan or Iceberg United)