2017/10/14 19:22:35
craigb
paulo
craigb
Since we've already done an admirable job of hijacking Dave's thread (hey, he got his answer already!), are you Brits (aka neanderthals) having a jolly piss at us Yanks for missing the World Cup?  It actually doesn't surprise me, they stunk at every international match over the last couple of years - even the friendlies!




No.
 
1) Your "soccer" team is of no interest to anyone. Even they find it hard to look interested.
 
2) What James said about us. (probably getting knocked out on penalties by Madeupistan or Iceberg United)




 
No kidding.  I'm obviously living in the wrong country...  I like football (ok, I like watching "handegg" too) and I play darts at a high level.  Neither is particularly exciting to Americans.
2017/10/14 19:26:43
paulo
craigb
 
 
 
No kidding.  I'm obviously living in the wrong country...  I like football (ok, I like watching "handegg" too) and I play darts at a high level.  Neither is particularly exciting to Americans.




Is that harder or easier than playing darts on the ground?
2017/10/14 19:28:40
craigb
paulo
craigb
 
 
 
No kidding.  I'm obviously living in the wrong country...  I like football (ok, I like watching "handegg" too) and I play darts at a high level.  Neither is particularly exciting to Americans.




Is that harder or easier than playing darts on the ground?




Well, I had to change when they made lawn darts illegal here...
2017/10/14 19:40:11
paulo
craigb
paulo
craigb
 
 
 
No kidding.  I'm obviously living in the wrong country...  I like football (ok, I like watching "handegg" too) and I play darts at a high level.  Neither is particularly exciting to Americans.




Is that harder or easier than playing darts on the ground?




Well, I had to change when they made lawn darts illegal here...




Lawn darts are banned, but guns are ok ? 
 
Can't even blame the Donald for that.
2017/10/14 19:42:37
craigb
Yep.  Can't drink until you're 21, but you can join the military and kill things at 18.  Go figure.
2017/10/14 19:51:12
paulo
craigb
Yep.  Can't drink until you're 21, but you can join the military and kill things at 18.  Go figure.




That's more understandable - you have to be young and dumb to join the military. There's a good reason that there are no old guys on the front line.
2017/10/14 20:02:44
BobF
bapu
jamesg1213
You both know exactly what I mean.


Ya. Hunnert PurrScent is as high as you can go.
 
Unless it's that amp in Spinal Tap.




I'm a big fan of Purrrrr Scent.
2017/10/14 20:06:31
Beepster
aaaand we now have a hoohoo joke in thread...
 
doubleplusgood
2017/10/14 20:35:21
SteveStrummerUK
craigb
 
... and I play darts at a high level.  Neither is particularly exciting to Americans.




Hey CraigB (ITIYRN), you might enjoy this:
 
 

 
 
 
2017/10/14 20:50:28
craigb
Oh yeah, I've seen that quite a few times!  Always reminds me of Jocky Wilson (without the sad story that followed).  I still remember a tournament where someone had to hold him up at the oche so he could throw!
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